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    This bat is nowhere NEAR a belfry.... :-)

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/08070...mals_offbeat_3

    Downright batty: British woman finds bat in her bra

    Wed Jul 9, 12:47 PM

    LONDON (AFP) - A British woman spoke of her surprise Wednesday after finding a baby bat in her bra.

    Abbie Hawkins, 19, harboured the creature in her bosom for over four hours and had felt a slight twitching but thought it was her mobile phone vibrating.

    Eventually, though, she checked and found the creature nestling in the padding pocket of her 34FF bra.

    "Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really," Hawkins, a hotel receptionist from Norfolk, eastern England, told the Eastern Daily Press newspaper.

    "It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it."

    The bat survived unharmed and has been released back into the wild.
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    34FF ??? Oh, uh, I mean a bat in her bra!
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    sounds batty to me....

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    Does she keep her cell phone in her bra normally?

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    34FF Ummm, are cup sizes different in England?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kuhio98 View Post
    34FF Ummm, are cup sizes different in England?
    Why, yes.

    They use the British Standard Whitworth measures in England.


    LOL,

    Holy Bat Phone, Abby.

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    What a story! Odd! Odd! Odd!

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    in the padding pocket of her 34FF bra
    Heck, I wouldn't have felt anything either!



    The link to this story has a second photo that confirms that 19-year-old Abbie is not, er, overweight at all....

    http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...iving-BRA.html
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    How in the heck do you NOT notice that there is a bat in your bra when you put it on?? It doesn't just crawl in there while you're wearing it.

    As a side note, I can't imagine a woman who's 34" around being naturally a FF. That's really large!

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    ‘I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

    LOLOLOLOL,

    What would have happened if she had three or four drinks the night before?

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    Jenn - click on the link in the post above yours...I think you will see that she does wear an FF....
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    LMAO. Our cleaner told me this story and I was hoping someone would post about it. Glad the little thing was OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
    Jenn - click on the link in the post above yours...I think you will see that she does wear an FF....
    Yes, but what I meant was that I doubt they are "natural".... ya know?? Not when you're 34" around!

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    Actually - I found this out on Oprah (imagine Whoopi getting measured for a real bra? )

    The fitting expert says that the number - 34 - is the measurement around the chest below the breasts. The number of inches difference between the chest and the breast measurement determines the letter.

    So - 1" difference, A cup; 2", B; 3", C....etc....etc....
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