Purrrfectly Precious Pumpkin!
Dearest Pumpkin, a.k.a. GrumpyCat or GrouchyCat, you are Purrrfectly Precious indeed! What a gorgeous hunk of an Orangeman you are! Your orange-Tabby fur is so pretty with its perfect Tabby markings, and looks so soft. And what a sweet face you have with those lovely big green eyes. You're so handsome sitting there and looking like you're saying something to me, which I'd love to hear! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Ocean View, DE to pet you, and pet your kitty housemates, too. I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you all for me .
And what a story you have to tell! You and your dear Purrrson have known and loved each other and been together your entire life. He/she watched you being born and bonded with you right then, and you've been together through life's adventures ever since. You're fourteen years old now and have slowed down some, but you're still the Grumpy Cat and Grouchy Cat you've always been. You love people but don't like other cats, even your kitty housemates. Your Purrrson has had that tiny Orange Baby in his/her heart all along and always will have you there. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pumpkin, on being chosen Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and kitty housemates and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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