Thursday's #143-The House of MOFF

[slick]

There is a house in Kansas
They calllll the House of MOFF
There is a room with ladybugs and all
Intruders, they'll scare them OFF.

OK, I'm not as good as Richard but heck, I tried. I thought we could have a continuation of last week's Road Trip and visit MOFF and maybe help her move in and help celebrate her special day.

HAPPY PURRRFFFDAY MOFF!!!!

You deserve nothing but the best.
I've loaded up the fridge with CVC's and the cupboard is full of CNT. Oh, I just love moving parties...later on we can order pizza. Now move over, I want to put up a swing on the front porch. Mario, Lady....are you going to help me?? No Mario, you can't swing the hammer while I hold the nail....

[Corinna]

Wow another road trip . Ok here's a Rose bush for the front yard . the front looks just to bare.

[Killearn Kitties]

Excellent idea, Slick! I'll leave the food to Laurie. I'll bring my rubber gloves and scrub, scrub, scrub, or perhaps my emulsion? What do you need me to do MOFF? Shall I bring a cat statue perhaps?

[lbaker]

I'm having a heck of a time trying to put this dern BBQ grill together. Instead of a George Forman grill I decided to do it on the cheap and bought a Mike Tyson grill. Gol' dern thing keeps pinching my ear ~ OUCH OUCH Just give me another few minutes and I'll get it together ~

[zippy-kat]

Woohoo! I'll carry in these boxes. If someone will let me know when everyone's ready for pizza, I'll do the ordering - that is the extent of my cooking skills.

[lbaker]

Let me guess Zip, hold the anchovies and hold those squeeky mushrooms I'll start on the windows.. plenty of newspaper, vinager and water works as well, if not better, than expensive stuff. I just love shiny windows I'M THIRSTY!!! Where is the bartender? What's the DOTD?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

HOW SWEET!!!!! A PARTY FOR ME???? WOW!!!

I need someone tall to put extender chains on the ceiling fans. Seems they like to come on when the light switch is turned on then they need turned off my the chains. Short shrimp me, can't reach the chains. I did try and put the extenders on by myself but got scared of being on the top step of the step ladder there by myself.

The first official drink in my new home was a cv coke!

Here's the fridg. Don't pay any mind to the microwave and other stuff. That went by by with the previous owners!

[slick]

I need someone tall to put extender chains on the ceiling fans.

I'll do it Connie....after all, I can reach the top shelves in Gini's kitchen! Is that a Pizza Hut box beside the fridge?? Did someone order it already???
Zip, don't know where those boxes go. Better ask the boss.
Laurie, let me help you with the windows now that the front porch swing is up and ready to go. Awwww, Lady and Mario are cuddling in it.
Corinna, nice rosebush.
Karen, don't scrub too hard. I'll be there to help you when I'm done helping Laurie with these windows. Didn't we just do these ones??? Where did those nose prints come from??
I couldn't find a DOTD with CVC so I guess Richard will have to come up with one. Where is that dear boy anyway? Hope he's not upset that I started this thread instead of him.....

[RedHedd]

Guess it's the week for everyone to move! My sister moved for her home remodel and I, FINALLY, have been temporarily moved this past weekend. The cats hate it, I hate it. They moved my living room stuff to another apartment while they do earthquake retrofitting in that room. The rest of my apartment remains in .... my apartment. So I'm shuttling between two places: downstairs to sleep and eat and upstairs to watch TV and compute. Next week when the heavy construction starts, the cats will be shuttling upstairs-downstairs too. We are S-L-O-W-L-Y introducing them to the idea. The other night Mishi howled so loud, the neighbors must think I was murdering him. This is NOT going to be fun, but at least it's temporary and afterwards I'll have a newly painted and earthquake safe place.

One CNT to go

[lbaker]

Gosh, here I always thought windows came with nose prints Just like most furniture is customized with dog and/or cat hair. Is that not right *ahem* it sure is getting thirsty in here

[Killearn Kitties]

I'm not scrubbing another cupboard until I get a drink!

[RICHARD]

I'm not scrubbing another cupboard until I get a drink!

As if you really need me to pour a drink?

Let's pop some bubbly to celebrate a birthday and a new house

DONE?

[RedHedd]

Gosh, here I always thought windows came with nose prints Just like most furniture is customized with dog and/or cat hair. Is that not right *ahem* it sure is getting thirsty in here

You mean windows don't come with paw prints? and fur? Isn't that just part of the decor? Early American Fuzzy or something like that?

[gini]

MOFF, no you sit down.......let us do the cleaning.
Look, I need to warn you - when Slick left my house last year it was certainly CLEANER than when she walked in the door.

Those nose prints on the windows..........oh alright, so that is MY NOSE.
Nobody was here yet and I was just anxious to take a peek inside.

I love the porch swing...........and the rose bush......and the fridge.
Maybe Richard can help with the extensions on the ceiling fan chains - he is pretty tall.

No drinks yet........gotta get the work done first. Zip, let me help you with those boxes.......and then let's drive over to Moff's old place and get some more.

MOFF, HAPPY BIRTHDAY..........again and again!

[RICHARD]

oh great.......I put a new water heater in my house yesterday and now I have to do ELECTRICITY???


Oh, all right.....let me have a bloody mary first...

DONE!

Mario, had me that screwdriver....

Orc, hold the ladder.

Possum, just watch and

Lady, get ready to go for help, like Lassie...