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[poofy]

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it. 10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

[vinjashira]

Why dogs are better than women...
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Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you sing great
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
Dogs never need to examine the relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
Dogs like beer
Dogs don't hate their bodies
Dogs never criticize
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
Dogs never expect gifts
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
Dogs don't borrow your shirts
Dogs never want foot rubs
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
Dogs can't talk
Dogs seldom outlive you

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This is meant to be amusing, don't take it personally. The owner of this site is a FEMALE with a sense of humor.
http://www.huskycolors.com/women.html

[Kfamr]

Hehehe, William, you better watch yourself on a site that is basically 99% female.

[chocolatepuppy]

he he, they're both funny, and true!!!

[luckies4me]

These are great! LOL!

[RobiLee]

LOL...very funny!

[Lobodeb]

Thanks for the laugh! I have to agree with Kay, however...we're a little female heavy here.

[vinjashira]

Hehehe, William, you better watch yourself on a site that is basically 99% female.

oops.... sorry ladies - please don't take it serriously

[chocolatepuppy]

No offense taken here William! It's just having a little fun!

[JenBKR]

LOL those are great! and so true

[Lobodeb]

oops.... sorry ladies - please don't take it serriously

All in good fun!