Hedgie Filk

[laXgrrl5]

THAT'S A HEDGEHOG
(to the tune of That's Amore)
If it's spiny and small
And can roll in a ball
That's a hedgehog

If it runs on the wheel
Thinks a worm is a meal
That's a hedgehog

When the carpet has put
A big spine in your foot
That's a hedgehog

When the poop hits the wheel
And the wheel starts to squeal
That's a hedgehog

If it chews on a snack
And then spits on it's back
That's a hedgehog

There's a tube on it's head
And you laugh till you're red
That's a hedgehog

When you can't understand
Why there's poop in your hand
That's a hedgehog

You're a slave, and that's fine,
To a ball full of spines
That's a hedgehog!!


(Found this on the net)

[ January 08, 2002: Message edited by: Misha ]

[tatsxxx11]

VERY CUTE!!!

[laXgrrl5]

The Midnight Hedgehog

Well, you wake up in the nighttime,
You hear a funny sound,
And you get up to go searching
'Til the source you've found.
And you find the hedgie running,
Though the wheel has slipped a cog,
But you better not complain, boy,
You get in trouble with the 'hog.

Chorus:
Let the Midnight Hedgehog
turn that wheel around.
Let the Midnight Hedgehog
turn that everlovin' wheel around.

Yonder come Mister Bryan.
How in the world did you know?
He was hidin' behind the podium,
Down in Chi-ca-go.
Hedgie poop upon his shoulder,
Colour chart in his hand.
He come to judge the hedgehogs
From all over the land.

Let the Midnight Hedgehog
turn that wheel around.
Let the Midnight Hedgehog
turn that everlovin' wheel around.

If you're ever a breeder,
Well, you better do right;
You better not be sloppy
And give your hedgies a fright.
For the giant 'hogs will visit
And will frustrate your schemes.
The next thing you know, boy,
They'll be haunting your dreams.


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By the way, "Mister Bryan" in there is a very big hedgehog show judge.

Found that one too.