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    And God made woman

    I got this in an email and i thought it was really good!!

    Be very careful if you make a woman
    cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be
    protected, and next to the heart to be loved.

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    excellent!
    Cathy, Sammie, & Maggie

    "If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter
    or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!" -- ASPCA


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    And here I thought He made us because He didn't get it quite right the first time!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Re: And God made woman

    Originally posted by Jadapit
    Under the arm to be
    protected
    Just pray that we have deoderant on.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Re: Re: And God made woman

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Just pray that we have deoderant on.
    jeeeeez I was enjoying this post until that! .... just...ewwwwww. just ewwwwwwwwwwwww there should be a barfing smiley on this board to be used RIGHT NOW!

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    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    And here I thought He made us because He didn't get it quite right the first time!

    That's a good theory. Mine is that he made man in his likeness, so he must have a wife who said he better make something in her likeness....and Wah La. Here we are.

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