What about "eating OFF the table" ???
An "oldie" Dawg Tail...
We had Lady, a fluffy lil Pom/Mix Rescue, while I was in HS.
The Folks were hosting a Dinner Party for friends...
Mom was slaving in the kitchen with a BIG, fancy, roast or ham...
Lady was helping Mom - CONSTANTLY underfoot and *sniffing*
at the oven every time Mom opened it to tend the meat...
They "agreed" that Lady could STAY on her rug beside
the breakfast table...
Meat "done" - it was placed on the platter - ON the breakfast table -
to "rest" a few moments...
Mom, busy with side dishes, salads, and rolls -
was NOT *watching* her 4-legged Assistant -
Who hopped up on a breakfast table chair,
then hopped up ON the breakfast table...
and began to "sample" the Main Course!
Everyone else was in the living room - when we heard the
familiar "*STOMP*" of Mom's foot on the floor followed by
by a rather loud "OH, LADY!!" ( )
Lady proceded to Beat Feet upstairs to seek refuge under my bed;
while Dad went to the kitchen to "calm" Mom...
It was decided to "surgicaly remove" the sampled area
and re-brown the meat a few more minutes to "hide the evidence".
Dad was instruced to "carve" from the Other End -
and NO ONE needed to know anything more!
I still don't know if Mom ever admitted to their friends what
had happened - But she was ready to KILL Dad -
His "banter" throughout dinner was along the lines of...
This roast sure SHRUNK...
I'm SURE it was bigger when it went IN the oven...
Looks like someone carved a hunk off here...
And there's a few potatoes missing...
And to Lady, (laying in HER spot beside the phone table)
- do YOU know anything??"
Mom kept trying to Change The Subject.
Sis and I kept *giggling*.
The Guests kept saying How Good dinner was!
And Lady didn't eat much of her Krunchies that night.
/s/ Phred
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Above stolen from an Old Jazzcat / Ripley (Kat) Cake Tail at >>>
A Jazzcat / Ripley Tail...
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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