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    Joke

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
    bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
    mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried
    to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words,
    playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the
    bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and yelled at the parrot.
    The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier
    and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird
    and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and
    kicked and screamed. Then suddenly it was totally quiet. Not a peep was
    heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly
    opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
    outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my
    rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
    transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my
    rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the
    bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
    dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the
    turkey did?"





    LOL


    .:. To love someone is to learn the song in their heart and sing it to them when they have forgotten it .:.

  2. #2
    Hahahah



    My babies: Josie, Zeke, Kiba, Shadow (AKA Butter)

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    lol! ^v^

  4. #4
    lol lol good one

    Cheers!

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