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    Top ten reasons why your dog's haircut costs more than yours

    Top Ten Reasons Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours

    #10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

    #9. You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

    #8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.

    #7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

    #6. You hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.

    #5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

    #4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

    #3. Your hairdresser only washes the hair on your head.

    #2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

    And the #1 reason why your dog's haircut cost more than yours.....

    #1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim..

    "All men are created equal but none of them is equal to a dog." From the "Howard Huge" cartoon..

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    LOL

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    HAHAHA! Suddenly, I feel like the $25 I pay for grooming is a bargain!


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    LOL thankyou for sharing.
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    That was hilarious! (and so true)

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    That's so funny!!!!

    Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
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    Thats was very good. Good to see you around to you've been kind of scarece haven't you?

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    OMG I love it. I'm going to print it out and put it up at work.

    LOL


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    ROTFLMAO!!!!! It is SO true!!!!!
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    LOL

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    So funny and so true!

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    So true! lol


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    LOL I'm going to have to print that out and bring it to work hehee

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    Another one

    Anal glands!!!

    But they are all sooooo true LOL

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    Too true!!! As a former groomer, I always tried to explain that when you went to get YOUR hair done, very rarely does your hairdresser have to muzzle you to get your nails done. hehehe

    Also.... If you get your puppers groomed, please remember to tip your groomer! After all, you tip your hairdresser, right?
    "He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."
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