Cat Haiky-u

[wayne0214]

Does anyone remember the kitty poop song?

.........wayne

[RICHARD]

the poop scoopin' boogie
(apologies to brooks and dunn!)

in the back of my house, near the wall that's made of rocks
sits my cat's favorite place, his kitty litter box.
the cat starts poopin' every night when the sun goes down
it's got litter, clay, pee pee and poop
it's where all the cat folk go to do the poop scoopin' boogie

i've got a good job i work hard for my money
when it's quittin' time i hit the door runnin'
i fire up my pickup truck and let the horses run
i go flyin' down that highway to that hideaway
stuck back in that room, to do the poop scoopin' boogie

[RICHARD]

the kitty goes, i get home to do the poop scoopin'
fill the sack, toss it out back, i think i'm gonna boogie
oh get down, turn around, go to town, do the poop
scoopin boogie

the kitty asks me, 'say dad i smell no pee!"
i just cleaned your mess, kitty, just leave me be!"
i used hot water, bleach, and set it aside to dry!
i see abbys, long hairs, tuxies and strays
they just eat all day
so we can do the poop scoopin' boogie


(sung to the tune of Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks and Dunn)