How to get a good night's sleep

[catnapper]

Mr. Allen would like to demonstrate the steps you must go through each night in order to get a good night's sleep.

Step 1. Investigate cleanliness of belly


Step 2. Investigate cleanliness of arms


Step 3. Investigate cleanliness of paws... rub paws onto face, thereby cleaning face


Step 4. BIG yawn


Step 5. Take as much room of the bed as possible. Its even better if you surround yourself with a ton of hair on the sheets - they might not move you then. Then you're out like a light.

[jazzcat]

Aww, Allen can come teach me that in person!!!

[manda_moo87]

Why thank you Mr. Allen! I'll have to give your lesson a try tonight!

[Barbara]

We need a sleep class by Mr Allen

[Uabassoon]

That was a great lesson, I think Allen must have taught that to Tibby and Corkscrew!

[Randi]

Oh Allen, you're a gorgeous boy! You are doing exatcly the same as Fister in the evenings - only, he likes to take his bath right between our pillows.

[Laura's Babies]

Everyone of my babies graduated from that same school that Mr. Allen graduated from and they have learned that system really well!! (Giz took that extra class on catch the feet under the covers and she passed with flying colors, mastering the part where you find the ONE spot with the least covers so you get to the meat!)

[catcrazylady]

What a great sleep instructor!! I would take lessons from Allen any day! Although, I'm not so sure I want to lick my belly before I go to sleep!

[Pam]

Allen you are a very cute instructor! I see your meowmie has the same fur-colored sheets that I do! I really envy you kitties. Us humans have to stand at the sink and wash up before bed. You have your "water and wash cloth" right inside your mouth!

[catlover4ever]

Allen have you taken a side trip to Connecticut lately??? Seems that my orangie boy Abner does the same thing.

[CatMama78]

Originally posted by catcrazylady
What a great sleep instructor!! I would take lessons from Allen any day! Although, I'm not so sure I want to lick my belly before I go to sleep!

I'm not sure you physically can, LOL!

Allen, you can some sleep in my bed anytime you want.

I am SO jealous. My guys will not sleep with us. They are up all night playing. Maybe when they get older? Except they won't even nap with me or anything. Makes me sad.

[catmandu]

Allen looks just like Orangies Michael,and Roscoe ,when thay are settling down,to Sleep!

[catnapper]

It seems as if its a definate orangie trait!

Randi, please don't give Allen any crazy ideas!

CCL, I'm with Catmama, and I doubt we can actrually do that! Though even if I could, I wouldn't.

Catmam, you do realize that you just need to keep getting cats until you find one that'll sleep with you?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

What a great instuctor you are Allen! Unfortunately I didn't see this until this morning, and I could really have used your advice last night. Couldn't get to sleep for nothing! But I will certainly give it a try tonight.