Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Of miracles, gods and booby traps.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224

    Of miracles, gods and booby traps.

    I am a god to my cat.


    At 0100 hours last night, I was able to put Edward's mind to rest about my position in his world- It was quite an easy task.

    I walked on water.

    It's not as hard as you think. You need poise, calm and balance-

    And water.

    I rolled out of bed last night to make a pass thru the house....
    as I walked into the kitchen I performed the task that sets me apart from all mortal humans....I took a step and was able to navigate across H2O!!!

    With the help of my cat and the incredible moving water dish it happened.

    I felt my heel touch the water, the dish tip up and hit me around the lower attachment of my achille's heel...and then, as fast as it started, it was over......I had walked on water.

    --------------------

    Now there may be the thought that maybe the cat was trying to kill me by booby trapping the kitchen area......I like to believe that it was a test to prove that I am indeed special.

    He needs me to open the bags and cans of food...

    ---------------------

    I did not stumble or drown......I did get a little wet...but I did walk on water!

    It feels good to be a god...
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    7,170
    ROFLOL!!! Good grief Richard, if that makes you a God then I now proclaim to be a Goddess!! I am the "Goddess of Hairballs"!! I can feel the cold wet slimy feeling before my foot ever lands with full weight! I can do a step you wouldn't believe to avoid that thing squishing up between my toes!


    I'm sure that Eddie had nothing to do with it anyway. It's that evil mouse fairy that hangs around all cats and attempts to set them up by doing bad things to their catparents! or maybe it was that darn Dudley the Duck!!



  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    I'm not sure, what day is it? ;-)
    Posts
    13,740


    I think it was the duck!
    Tubby
    Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
    RIP Big Boy
    -----------
    Peanut
    Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
    RIP Snotty Girl
    -----------
    Robin
    Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
    RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    My life is God filtered :)
    Posts
    14,052
    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

    I think it was the duck!
    I hear-tell the Toilet Duck can do some mighty cruel things in the middle of the night.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Tennessee, USA
    Posts
    17,326
    Kim Loves Cats and Doggies Too!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    SE USA
    Posts
    18,443
    Here Duckie Duckie!

    Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints on your heart!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Montreal, Canada
    Posts
    11,974
    Rubber duckie, you're the one.

    R.I.P. my Precious Katie, Katie Pretty Lady.
    Oct. 1991 - Oct. 9, 2005
    R.I.P. my Beloved Wild Hair Wee Willy Winky
    April 8, 2005 - June 19, 2009
    R.I.P. my best friend Buddy.
    Sept. 1993 - Feb. 04, 2010
    R.I.P. my handsome Mooky.
    July 24, 2002 - April 1, 2010

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Munich
    Posts
    15,285
    I'm sure it was the duck. If it had been the cat you would have heard him laughing when you slipped on water

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Posts
    40,169
    You are lucky,Richard,as I generally step, on recycled Dry cat Food!
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 9
    Last Post: 05-21-2007, 02:35 PM
  2. Traps
    By Gon2beastar in forum Cat Rescue
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 10-08-2004, 12:00 AM
  3. *Askin' fer lossa prayers, Prayer Gods...*
    By ILoveMyAbbyGirl in forum General
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 08-04-2003, 06:06 PM
  4. Gods creation as told by the dog
    By lovemymaltese in forum Dog General
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 07-11-2002, 05:50 PM
  5. Ant Traps
    By iggylove in forum Dog Health
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-19-2002, 09:55 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Copyright © 2001-2013 Pet of the Day.com