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Thread: Single black female seeks male companionship..

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    Single black female seeks male companionship..

    This has to be the best singles ad I've seen so far.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

    Kai [Sheltie], Kaedyn [Sheltie], Keeva [Malinois], Kwik [Malinois]

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    LOL!!!! giggle, giggle, snort!

    Evelyn & Kitties: Chelsea, Punkin-Head Jones, Black Magic, SweetPea McGee, Anastasia - and Sascha, the dog

    ***Lots of pictures at http://community.webshots.com/user/evelynblack

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    OMG!!! that is so funny! i'm going to e-amil that to everyone i know!
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    LMAO!

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    This was just what I needed today, a very really good laugh. I give a hand to the employee who came up with that ad... Someone has a very creative mind. The question to ask is did any of the 15000 men show an interest in adopting her.

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    LOL. Great ad!!!
    Jen & Gigi



    Thanks Kay for the set.

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    LOL! serves the men right! I hope a few of them actually did consider adopting.

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    ROFLOL!!!

    I hope she found her perfect match.

    From Decker with Love

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    That's awesome!


    Thank you Wolfie!

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    Re: Single black female seeks male companionship..

    Originally posted by binka_nugget


    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

    ha ha ha well actually I hope, that lab pup will find good homes very soon

    Liga(me),Carreras(gordon setter),Simba(the cat),Felix(bun),Aisha & Nila(ratties),Ellie(guinea piggy)

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    I've seen this a few times, everytime I see it I still laugh so hard!
    I've been Defrosted!

    Thanks for the great signature Kay!

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    I LOVE IT!!!!!!
    My pets are usually pleased with what I do, because they are not inflected with the concept of what I SHOULD be doing. My time is owned by: Missie,Thor, and Trinity!


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    LOL!!!! I've got to E-mail this to my friend!







    Got a need for speed, and a passion for barrel racing.


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    Adopt one until theres none.

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    That cracks me up every time I see it!!!!


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