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  1. #1
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    My hero

    This woman is my hero....



    After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He
    wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new
    lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.

    His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at
    the apartment to pack up her things.

    She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
    suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining
    table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a
    pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.

    When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the
    half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then
    cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
    first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
    everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked
    for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung
    everywhere.

    Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they
    had to move out for a few days, and at the end they even paid to replace the
    expensive carpet.

    Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could
    not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum
    of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
    everything to their new home ...............including the curtain rods.

    DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!


    Thank you Wolfie!

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    LMAO! that was pretty smart

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    Isn't that the truth? Never mess with a woman! LOL, very smart, smart woman!! Smooth!

    Willie

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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    LOL. It's a great story!!!
    Jen & Gigi



    Thanks Kay for the set.

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    It figures.

    The shrimp do the hard work, the women get the glory.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    What a GREAT story!!!

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    Wonderful! If my husband did that I don't think I would have been so collected.
    Billy and Willy! (2 of my 4)


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    hee hee hee!!!
    ~Kimmy, Zam, Logan, Raptor, Nimrod, Mei, Jasper, Esme, & Lucy Inara
    RIP Kia, Chipper, Morla, & June

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    LOL!

    There is another story about a philandering man, who came home one day to find all his expensive suits and shirts with the arms and crutches cut out by his now ex-wife.
    Nicole, Mini, Jasmine, Pickles, Tabasco, Schnaggles and Buffy

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