The meaning of Dumb Blonde

**isis** · 03-16-2004, 12:18 PM

I got this in a E-mail. It's really funny, although just because your a blonde dosn't mean your stupid.

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The meaning of Dumb Blonde:

*She called me to get my phone number.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

* She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She sent me a fax with stamp on it.

* She tried to drown a fish.

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

* She studied for a blood test.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" She turned around and went home

IF your NOT BLONDE you HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL THESE JOKES LOL NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB !!

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I think it's funny.

**bluekat** · 03-16-2004, 01:57 PM

LOL!

Those are funny

**Moose** · 03-16-2004, 02:32 PM

haha I can thankfully say I've never been guilty of doing any of those...although I have been known for my classic blonde moments.

**HoRsELUvR** · 03-16-2004, 07:34 PM

LOL

That's really funny even though I am a blonde.

**Karen** · 03-16-2004, 08:10 PM

My friend Jodi, an honest-to-goodness real blonde of Polish descent, would do physical harm to anyone telling a "dumb blonde" joke around her. Sadly, it's perpetuating a negative stereotype. Being blonde is no excuse!

Just hadta say that.

**2kitties** · 03-16-2004, 08:13 PM

I know they are old school and silly, but my favorite jokes are the "yo mama" jokes. My mama always used to tell them to me- and I'd just remind her she is only insulting herself

lol

**G.P.girl** · 03-16-2004, 08:56 PM

lol my blonde friend actually did try to drown her fish. (of course she was two at the time, but it's still funny)

**Lissa** · 03-16-2004, 09:01 PM

I really did have a CD called Meow Mix or something like that. They had cats meowing and changed the pitch to make it into familar songs. I know for sure there was a Christmas one...
Loooonnnnggggg time ago though. Let's see, it was before my best friend moved so I was in 4th grade or so, so 13 or 14 years ago. That just made me feel old...