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    what would Jesus drive?

    Woman drives car into lake in film re-enactment

    A woman who drove her car into a lake, told police she was re-enacting a scene from Mel Gibson's film, The Passion of The Christ.

    The married woman in her 40s drove the front of her car in the lake in the A.W. Stanley Quarter Park in New Britain.

    She was taken to hospital, but apparently escaped injury, police said. A spokesman said no charges will be filed.

    Although police couldn't say which specific scene motivated the woman, they believe she was attempting to be baptised, says the New Britain Herald.
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    A van!!!


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    And I am supposed to respond to this HOW?

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    And Jesus was a sailor, when he walked upon the water
    And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower
    (from “Suzanne” by Leonard Cohen)


    Jesus didn't drive, silly. When you walk, you can take as many as want to follow with you.

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    He would walk, for sure. He wouldn't be able to reach people sitting in a car.

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    Aw Shucks... she was just looking for her ten minutes of fame. Perhaps she's hoping that a local car dealer would take pity on her and give her a new car for free?

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    Originally posted by Karen

    Jesus didn't drive, silly. When you walk, you can take as many as want to follow with you.

    As usual,

    The voice of reason from amongst the noises in my head!!

    Thanks!
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    I think that *if* Jesus were to drive, it would definitly be one of those tourbus deals- sort of like the Rolling Stones.

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    At a minimum, it would be a double decker bus, Richard. But I think Jesus would prefer to walk, where many, many more could follow him.

    Had to edit............I'm thinking a train would be better for Jesus.........trying to think of anything that would be as large as possible!!!!!
    Last edited by Logan; 03-04-2004 at 01:17 PM.

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    Originally posted by Karen
    Jesus didn't drive, silly.
    No, but the three wise men drove a Honda!
    ("They went in accord...")

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    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    No, but the three wise men drove a Honda!
    ("They went in accord...")
    Oh, I can see it now.....

    Saint Peter: And what's this about a Pet Talk thread???

    Me: Saint Peter, can I call you Pete?

    SP: NO, you may not....

    M: I started the thread, Karen set me straight, But Zippy is the one that was making the jokes about the Wise Men......

    SP: But you DID laugh.......

    M:

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    Have you read the stories about what happened on the Stones tour buses????
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    well, doesn't one ford a river? Or am I being too caviler?

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    I think he would drive a Mercedes CLK 500, an SLK500, or a Infiniti G35, because he would drive in style (and those are excellent cars.) But ultimately, I think he would go for the Linginfilter Corvette, cuz those things are the mad notes!

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    Originally posted by catland
    well, doesn't one ford a river? Or am I being too caviler?
    What am I going to do with all of you???


    Just because I am being naw-tee doesn't mean you all have to follow......the company is nice, tho....
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    just 'cuz we Aspire to be like you doesn't mean we have to Dodge this thread.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    I'm with Karen...I think Jesus would be walking.

    Just a question...was that woman trying to walk--er, DRIVE on water.

    Catland, bad pun

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