I barely have the memory of waking up with the cat asleep next to my legs.
I do remember hearing sounds of something banging and scratching around some cardboard boxes near the computer and the cat's litter box.
Early this morning, as I made my rounds in the house I noticed a body, on it's side next to the cat box and a few feet from the cat's food bowl.
Cordoning off the area top preserve the evidence I began my investigation......
I wasn't able to proceed at the pace I would have liked because there was no hottie, like Marg Helgenberger to assist me in this case.....I was on my own.
Upon a closer look at the death scene I carefully observed the only suspect, Edward D. Katz, perched upon the desk. He was trying to look as inconspicuous as possible...But I knew his proximity to the corpse was a clue I could not overlook.
I took the dust pan and proceed to remove the victim's body.....I was a small mouse, no more than a year old, an inch and a half in length, dark gray in color, sex unknown.
His fur was relatively unruffled, his body intact,
no wounds were visible....My guess he was 'played with' to death.
As I removed the corpse from the house I again notied Mr. Katz, watching from his perch, disinterested.
As of yet, I have to file this case as unsolved.
There are no clues that connect Mr Katz with the untimely demise of Mr. Mouse.
I need Marg Helgenberger........
Or some help from PT members????
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