Hey Binx...Ruthie is at our house flirting with the boys!

**mugsy** · 09-13-2003, 06:40 PM

Binx, your girlfriend is flirting with all the boys at our house!! Want me to make her stop???

**Cataholic** · 09-13-2003, 11:09 PM

MAKE HER STOP IMMEDIATELY! I would say I would be over to see her now, BUT, I am in BIG trouble right now, and I am pouting in the living room. You see, I was attacked by a large roll of toilet tissue. It was all I could do to take it down, and tear it apart ALL over the living room. Mommy is VERY mad at me right now, and called me a bad doggie.

I am really mad at Binx. I told him he was a bad dog, and I showed him the remains of the toilet tissue. I told him a crate is in his future if he doesn't stop this stuff.

**captain** · 09-14-2003, 08:08 PM

Binx,

BRAVE dog!!!!!! Protecting your Mummy from the BAD toilet tissue attack warrior ................ Gee Mum, don't you understand I was just PROTECTING YOU !!!!

*sigh* .......... crate ..... mumble, mumble, mumble ....

**Cinder & Smoke** · 09-15-2003, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Cataholic
... I told him a crate is in his future if
he doesn't stop this stuff.

Hey Binx...

Fur whut it'z wurth...
*I* heard sum threats bout a Porta-Prizun durrin my urlee daze -
but then Dad found out how much $ munnie $ da Gud Wunz costed

!

Dad sez wun fur YOU - Small Horsey Size - mite be more den
your Fambly Budgit wud allow!

But dont push yur luck! Ease off onna toidy papur wars.