* You accessorize your hairstyle with pieces of hay.
* You examine every piece of rope and twine for its halter potential.
* You think a great vacation is spending a long weekend in front of a horse trailer by a dusty arena.
* You take your children's temperature and think 102degreesF is normal.
* You spend more money on horseshoes than on your own shoes.
* You always keep carrots, apples, and sugar cubes in your refridgerator.
* You prefer the smell of stable to cologne.
* You sleep with your boots on and count horses to fall asleep.
* Your laugh beings to sound like a horse whinny.
* Instead of giving someone directions to turn "left" or "right", you tell them "gee" or "haw".
* You still have your childhood horse statues in your bedroom.
* Your favorite outfit is made of leather and includes whips and spurs.
* You talk to your horse more than you talk to your spouse.
* You spend more time at the feed store than the grocery store.
This is on the back of my Chicken Soup for the Horse Lovers Soul book. I like it a lot, so I thought I'd share it with everyone.
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