The Diary of Eduardo

[catmandu]

Edwina , this is Juke Joint Joseph! Please give Eduardo a chance! it is fun to have other Cats around , even if our dad overdoes it at 13! Nonone should be Lonely and Eduardo needs a home TOO!Being homeless for a cat is no FUN! JJJ3! Party Time!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Diary,

I have a new friend! No, not the Snooty One. Basement Girl! , formerly known as The One Who is Absent, came back yesterday. (She is a REAL blonde, but that name is already taken!) I love her. I came right out when she arrived, followed her around, talked and talked to her in my squeaky voice. You should of seen the Blonde One when she came home...and Basement Girl raved about what a friendly cat I am...as I lay beside her watching t.v. Basement Girl didn't even mind that unfortunate accident with some of her frogs!

Sadly, Basement Girl is going to California today. I guess I'll just have to make some other friends.....

Count Don Eduardo

[Freckles]

Hey, Eduardo, did you tell Basement Girl how you helped rid her room of those vicious dust bunnies?

[lbaker]

Don't fret FastEddy, look at all the friends you've made here, just by listening to you and seeing pictures of your oh-so-handsome self. Any time you need a friend you just call-out-our-names, and we'll be there......
Laurie

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Diary,

I must make a confession....I slept with Basement Girl last night. I know I just met her but I am in love! This morning I lay on the floor beside her bed and gazed at her.

I'll miss her....

CDE

p.s. What's a guinea pig???? I may have a rival for her affections!

[Barbara]

Dear Don Eduardo,
we strongly hope it has not been a one-night-stand as your new love is already parting for California. How about trying with the other one. Sometimes it's good to make the first step

the Munich pillow boys

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh Eddie! How wonderful that you were able to open up to somebody and show your true purrsonality! Now if you could just please, please, please do that with the blonde one and the curly haired one....please???!!!

And you even slept with her! Of course, that could be because you had taken possession of the bed and she happened to sleep in your bed.

It's too bad she's leaving right away, but that will give you a reason to become more sociable with the blonde and curly haired one so Basement Girl can be impressed with your progress when she returns.

And don't worry. You can happily co-exist with a guinea pig. It's the snooty one that has us worried. Just don't be afraid of the guinea pig's red eyes, and whatever you do, DO NOT eat - or even attempt to eat - said guinea pig. Basement Girl might have forgiven you for the frog fiasco, but I don't know if she'll be so forgiving if her guinea pig disappears!

I'm so happy you came out of your shell for a bit. I miss your little squeaky talking.

[slick]

OK, now I'm really confused. I was following this up until now but.....

who is Basement Girl?? (I must be getting too much sunshine..)

[Edwina's Secretary]

Basement Girl is my niece who normally lives in the basement aong with her guinea pig, Turnip. She is an art student in Chicago. She is on break right now and went home to visit her mother. She returned yesterday so she could fly off today to visit her father in California. Turnip will remain with "grandmother" until my niece goes back to school after the holiday.

[lbaker]

Thanks, I was confused as well but figured I was just being...duh/blonde
L

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
... and whatever you do,
DO NOT eat - or even attempt to eat - said guinea pig!
Basement Girl might have forgiven you for the frog fiasco,
but I don't know if she'll be so forgiving if her guinea pig disappears!

Big Ed ~
Ya *get* dat!??
Klawz OFF!! da Pig!!

Bend wun singul Pig Hare - an you kud be sleepin inna
Kat Pound at Animul Kontroll!

Which begz da questshun...

Edwina's Secretary sed...
... lives in the basement along with her guinea pig, Turnip.
... Turnip will remain with "grandmother" until my niece goes back to school after the holiday...

Lil kornfuzzeled here...
Zaktly WHO is da GranMaw in dis tail...
da Edwina's Secretary Blonde Gurl or
da Niece's MawMee??

WAY too mennie "Blondez" in dis Tail...

Kuz whut we'z tinkin...
Iffin da Piggy's "GranMaw" is da Local Upstairz "Blonde" (aka "Edwina's Secretary")... den it sorta soundz like Miz Piggy (aka Trunip) haz ALSO moved back inta da Howze...

Do we now have THREE Kritterz raomin da Howze!
OMG! Where'z da PIG gonna Hang Out!?

Wunder iffin sumbuddie's gonna move up inna ATTIK?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Lil kornfuzzeled here...
Zaktly WHO is da GranMaw in dis tail...
da Edwina's Secretary Blonde Gurl or
da Niece's MawMee??

Just to make it MORE confusing.....

"Grandmother" would be the mother of my niece. She...the mother of my niece that is....is also the mother of Pettalk's Gavin



Also, my sister, and, you'll be grateful to know...a brunette.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Gee Sara, maybe you could borrow Gavin's outfit for Eduardo. He could wear it for Edwina and maybe impress her that he is soooo much more than just Basement Boy. However, I'm sure you would definitely need to wash it first, because if it smells like Gavin in anyway at all - back to the drawing board Basement Boy!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
Just to make it MORE confusing.....

"Grandmother" would be the mother of my niece. She...the mother of my niece that is....is also the mother of Pettalk's Gavin...
Also, my sister, and, you'll be grateful to know...a brunette.

Oooooh-Kaaaay...

Den WHO'z DAT holdin Gavin inna pix!??
Dad sez "SHE sure lookz like a *BLONDE*!???"

But we'z gettin da Kart affore da Horsey here...

So it soundz like Miz Turnip, da Piggy iz NOT gonna be a big wurrie fur da Near Term, huh?
She (Miz Turnip, da Piggy) iz gonna be Safe & Sound at GranMaw'z (aka Sister, Gavin's Mom, da Brunette, etc) Howze - an outta reach of Edwina AND Eduardo...

RITE?

So all we gotta wurrie bout is gettin two Kats whut hardlee seen each udder to be Palz!
Thank Hevin we dont gotta wurrie bout da PIG!

MEMO ta Eddie: Mynd da FROGz!
Basement Gurl iz onlee gonna let da Frogz slide wunst!

Mebbee borrow Gavin's *Bow Tie* an wandur UPstairz fur DinDin tanite...
Pop a bottel of Bubblie an Woow dat Snottie Gurl ovur a Kandil-Lit Dinner!

[Edwina's Secretary]

an outta reach of Edwina AND Eduardo

Correct!

Den WHO'z DAT holdin Gavin inna pix!??

Basement Girl!!