Farting cats

[IttyBittyKitty]

What a classic thread, lmao at Bastet!

My housemate in a house I used to live in rescued a stray male kitty who was about six months old. Maxi, the kitty, started on his wet food and was loving it, but his tummy took a little while to adjust to food in such large quantities (he was almost emaciated) ... and he'd been living off KFC, ewwwwww!! His farts were the WORST I swear, the whole house would stink when he let one off. LMAO, he used to use it as a weapon! If you picked him up when he didn't want to be picked up, he would let off a REAL STINKER! It was awful! He pretty much stopped after his tummy adjusted. Pixel has been the same - occasionally, she lets a smelly one off, but it seems to be for the same reason (they only get dried biccies in the shelters)! The same deal applies, she is putting on more weight and farting less (thank God)

[Miss Meow]

Jasmine's nickname used to be Nagasaki after the nuclear-sized stinkers she used to drop. Thank goodness her digestive system has matured

Someone still does silent but deadlies but we haven't worked out who it is. Shane and I will be sitting in the loungeroom and all of a sudden I'll be, "PWOARRRRR Did you fart, Shane?". And he'll go, "No, I can't sme ... WOARRRRRRR what was that? Did you do that?" And I'll say, "Nooooo way, my butt's not capable of that intensity." So we ask the cats one by one if they did the stinker (we don't do this when we have visitors). I think it's Tabasco Stinkybutt

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

Originally posted by batgirl1980
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I love this thread!!


Bach, I am pleased to say, is the only proper kitty in my house. Ally will be glad for that i'm sure!!!!!

Ally is extremely glad that Bach is such a gentleman! I haven't really noticed her "letting rip" - maybe some cats are just windier than others!

[batgirl1980]

Scanty Nebula...
here's the photo of Mozart (FINALLY found it.. I think he tried to hide it).. he isn't facing the camera, but you get a good idea.. sometimes he even pushes off higher, so his back legs are really stretched up and out....

*apologizes to mozart in advanced* (my husband thought I was nuts to take the picture...)

[Soledad]

Eeeeeeeeew. You dirty boy!

[BastetsMum]

*Grabs the deoderisor and sprays it round the room*

[smokey the elder]

Big ol'TicTac lets out a WMD fart every once in a while. Keith always goes, "Burn some INCENSE!!"

OMG, this is such a

Ever seen this one here ?

OH my, we'd better watch out for "the boss", he he; they spotted this "fart-stinky" post...

[RICHARD]

i still do not believe any of you!!!!

i know this because eddie climbs on me on cold nights
and to get comfy he puts his butt next to my face....

the only thing i have noticed is the rash on my neck and i haven't had to shave in a few months...


WMD....
silent but violent...
SBD......
letting rip...
nagasaki.......
lay one out.....
kitten toots????

but no one has mentioned.....cutting the cheese! or
"he who smelt it, dealt it"....


for a while i thought eddie was a terrorist because of the biological effects on our humble household....especially
when HE gets offended by his own scat!!! At that point i
leave the room.

[Soledad]

How bout "a fox smells his own hole first." I learned that one from my fourth grade teacher.

[Lando]

Yes, Midnight does that once in a while. and wow it stinks. that reminds me of a time when I was playing basketball and my old cat, Lion was watching me. THe ball hit him(not hard) and he farted. Yukk, but it was sort of funny.

[Cataholic]

Ally was a total stinker butt when she was little. I would just look at this precious bundle of fluff and say, "did you really just do that?" I swore it was a 250 pound man! Thankfully, she outgrew it...

[catland]

Originally posted by RICHARD

"he who smelt it, dealt it"....

SPLEEN!!!! Where have you been buddy?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland
SPLEEN!!!! Where have you been buddy?

you know......for probably the first time in my life i don't know what to say.....lol......SPLEEN????

[catland]

Originally posted by RICHARD
you know......for probably the first time in my life i don't know what to say.....lol......SPLEEN????

Look everyone - Richard is speechless!

fyi - Spleen is a character from the movie "Mystery Men" - his special super power was, well, lets just say he would say to people, "pull my finger"....