thursday

[RICHARD]

hey another thursday folks...

belly up, i'm taking drink orders....

shall we start with a letter to one of the 'advice' columns????

a gal wrote that she is going to be a bridesmaid in a wedding,
the dress she is wearing shows her tattoo off....her grandpa will be attending and she wants to know how she can hide the tattoo
from him.......

i thought about one of those cheese grater things from the kitchen but would the scabs fall off in time??? the advice given was get some makeup and hide it...........

p.s.
was at a function when i saw a cute gal across the room....then the crowd parted and i could see she had spilled something on her upper chest area.....later on i saw it was the world's worst tattoo!!!!! yikes!!!

[Logan]

LOL@Richard!!!! Thanks for making me smile. I needed that today!!!

I'll have a simple glass of wine, Chardonnay, please. You're from California, so that ought to be a simple one for you. I may want a refill though, so get a big bottle and have it very cold, please!!!

[lbaker]

my tattoo is very small, tastefully done and discrete thank you very much and Logan, I'll split that bottle witcha iffin ya don't mind
Laurie

[iceyshiver21]

hmm...rich ya wanna pass me anything im aloud to have...

[Logan]

Originally posted by lbaker
my tattoo is very small, tastefully done and discrete thank you very much and Logan, I'll split that bottle witcha iffin ya don't mind
Laurie

Gladly, Laurie!! I just hope he gets enough!!!

[RICHARD]

coming up ladies!

icey,
how's about an iced coffee????


come on, no advice for the gal??

[catland]

Dear Miss "singing the bridesmaid blues".

How egocentric of you dear. It is the brides day and noone will be looking at you, let alone notice your tatoo. Smile for the camera, and just turn the other direction when your grandfather approches. If that doesn't work, pay the ring bearer 5 dollars to steal the old man's glasses.



Richard - since Cinco de Mayo was earlier this week, put some Corona on ice and I'll bring the nachos.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland
Dear Miss "singing the bridesmaid blues".

How egocentric of you dear. It is the brides day and noone will be looking at you, let alone notice your tatoo. Smile for the camera, and just turn the other direction when your grandfather approches. If that doesn't work, pay the ring bearer 5 dollars to steal the old man's glasses.



Richard - since Cinco de Mayo was earlier this week, put some Corona on ice and I'll bring the nachos.

since you have come up with the best answer, so far, you can hang out with me behind the bar.....two ice cold coronas, coming up!

[Logan]

Richard,
It is 4:15 on the East Coast. Is that wine chilled yet? I'm really looking forward to it. I know Laurie is too!!
Logan

[zippy-kat]

Just pass me a schmirnie please...

(and it wasn't my tattoo... it's small!)

[Uabassoon]

I'm ready for that wine too.

and it wasn't my tattoos either. I'd never wear a dress.

[shellonabeach]

This reminds me of a friend of mine - I will be a bridesmaid at her wedding next year.

She has bought the most beautiful strapless dress BUT when she was younger she had quite a few (about 7) tatoos done. She has one on each shoulder on her back and one in the middle - all bright colours and quite large. She looks great in her dress but the view from the back (which most people will see in the church) makes her look like terrible.

What do I do? Do I tell her that it doesn't look nice, the lady at the wedding dress shop said they are part of her and she should be proud of them. She has talked about trying to hide them with make-up or she could get a wrap or something.

Oh dear now I have sounded like "Miss I need advice"

Her family know about that tatoos!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by shellonabeach
This reminds me of a friend of mine - I will be a bridesmaid at her wedding next year.

She has bought the most beautiful strapless dress BUT when she was younger she had quite a few (about 7) tatoos done. She has one on each shoulder on her back and one in the middle - all bright colours and quite large. She looks great in her dress but the view from the back (which most people will see in the church) makes her look like terrible.

What do I do? Do I tell her that it doesn't look nice, the lady at the wedding dress shop said they are part of her and she should be proud of them. She has talked about trying to hide them with make-up or she could get a wrap or something.

Oh dear now I have sounded like "Miss I need advice"

Her family know about that tatoos!!

1) god won't see them until she starts to leave..

2) before the ceremony, put some flesh colored shelf liner on your hands, sticky side out, walk up to her, place your hands on her back in a friendly way.........

3) tell her, if she's a friend, i am sure she will appreciate your help.



wine, vodka and beer.....


logan, 4:15.....i have 4 hours of work to go.....but it's 5:00 p.m. someplace on the planet!!



zippy,
straight up???

UA-
what kind??? i can't read minds--or wine labels!


and for the record i have worn a dress twice and a santa suit....
lololololol

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Alas, I must refrain from liquor because of my pain medicine. I'll have a tea with lemon, on the rocks, please.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Alas, I must refrain from liquor because of my pain medicine. I'll have a tea with lemon, on the rocks, please.

no problem,
you can sit at the back and laugh at the inebriates!!!