Dearest Bianca, you are adorable indeed! What a beautiful, precious Hooded Agouti Rat, with that gorgeous brown and white coat and that sweet face with those perky little ears and lovely big brown eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You're smart and curious, very sweet and very spoiled. You enjoy riding around on your dear mom Rori's shoulder. Your daughter Angelica is part of the family, too! You especially love sleeping under the bed covers and going for rides in the car. You're getting on in age, and you all will treasure every moment you have together. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bianca, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Angelica and Rori and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of cream cheese and corn!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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