Dearest Tippy, a.k.a. Tip Truck, you are terrific indeed! What a beautiful Australian Miniature Goat you are, our Christmas Day Pet of the Day! Your coat is absolutely gorgeous, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big eyes and what looks like a big smile (and probably is!). And aren't you ever proud with that Champion ribbon draped over you! You have the most delightful personality. You're full of energy and make your dear people laugh each day with your antics. You love attention and cuddles and scratches, and you also have an eye out for the lady goats! You and your family members, all species, all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tippy, on being chosen our Christmas Day Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a very special Christmas celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats with a special serving of bananas and strawberries . And Merry Christmas to all!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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