Dearest Skizzle, you are absolutely precious! How sweet that is, you and your dear Elizabeth sharing a kiss in that great photo! You are a growing boy, and you've chosen her as your special human, even though your family thinks you belong to them all. Sometimes you like to irritate your kitty housemate Chile, but she usually wins when it comes to putting you back in your place. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Skizzle, on being chosen Pet of the Day! You are your dear family's Pet of a Lifetime! We hope you and your dear Elizabeth and Chile and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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