Lovely Lab Cootje!
Dearest Cootje, what a stunning chocolate-brown Labrador Cootje Retriever you are! You're one of a kind, the only Cootje Retriever in the world, and your people are so happy you live in their house. You're the absolute Dog of the Century for them! Thank you for sharing those great photos with us. You're so cute in the water with your bottle, and then so noble and stately in the mountains. You live with your dear mum and dad in a small town in South-Holland, and you have a whole kitchen, your skybox, to yourself! You have a dog door and go in and out all day to run and jump and play. People in your town call you Turbo because you're so full of energy! You're going to school and learning to listen and go through tunnels and walk over bridges. You and mum and dad all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cootje, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear mum and dad and Saskia and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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