Dearest Chenin, what an utterly precious Bichon Frise you are! You're a little angel, complete with devil's horns! That fluffy curly white fur looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes and that big smile. You're always a good sport and the life of the party, and you come running when you hear a cork being popped. You and your dear little Yorkie sister Skeeter bring great joy and laughter to your home and family. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Chenin, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Skeeter and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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