Precious Penelope!
Dearest Princess Penelope Rose, a.k.a. Pretty Penny, you are precious indeed! You're absolutely adorable in all those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us. I was horrified and revolted to read that you had likely spent your first few years as a breeder dog in a puppy mill, and then you were abandoned on the streets. You were picked up by animal control, skinny, dirty, and scared. Then a rescue took you in, and you began a new life in a loving foster home. And your Furrrever-person-to-be saw your picture online, knew immediately you were the one, and brought you HOME just before Christmas! My deepest thanks to all who saved you and helped you! Ever since then, six years now, you've been living the good life. You're now a confident, sassy princess, living the life of luxury that you deserve (and always deserved)! You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Penelope, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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