Cutie Calley!
Dearest Calley, a.k.a. "Miss Hiss," what a pretty girl you are! You are a beautiful Tortie (or does that touch of white make you a Calico?), with colorful fur that looks so soft and the sweetest face with that cute orange nose and those lovely big green eyes. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! You look so relaxed there, gazing straight out at me. I wish I could reach through the screen and up to Carrboro in Northern Ontario to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrents will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You earn your nickname when you're displeased, hissing like mad. You're a real Daddy's Girl, always following him around and even sleeping on him when possible. And I'm sure he really appreciates your help when he uses the computer! You love your dear Meowmie too, don't you, following her into the bathroom and helping her run water into the bath. Then when she's in the bath, you meow at her and the water! You are also quite helpful around the house, knocking things off tables and breaking the blinds when you try to get to the cat on the outside window ledge. You and your dear Meowmie and Daddy all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Calley, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrents and all your family and friends and even the cat on the window ledge are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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