Dearest Willie, formerly know as Lily, what a beautiful Umbrella Cockatoo you are, with those gorgeous shades of grey and white. And what a funny "gender reveal" surprise you put on there! You Have the most delightful personality. You and your dear person are very attached, and as soon as he/she comes home from work, you call from your room and say "hello" and "I love you." You live in a home with many other birds; cockatiels and a parakeet.You get jealous when your person plays with them. He/she has you all on a healthful varied diet of more than just seeds. You all, birds and human, love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Willie, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and birdie housemates and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of bananas, apples, grapes, Cherrios, and bread!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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