Dearest Colt, what a beautiful Staffordshire Terrier/Chihuahua Mix guy you are, charming indeed! You are very handsome, and you have the most delightful personality, too. You love going to visit with family at the lake and ride in the boat and relax soaking up the rays on the beach. You have a younger brother Browning and younger sister Penny and dog park BFF Walter. You enjoy eating snacks, getting belly rubs, and playing with friends at the dog park. You're a happy boy, and you and your family and friends all love each other very much. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Colt, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and Browning and Penny and Walter and all your family and friends, doggie and human, are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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