Dearest Janka, what a gorgeous Guinea Pig you are! Your coat of many colors is beautiful, and you have the sweetest face with those long whiskers and lovely dark eyes and cute pink nose! You live with your dear friend Roxana, who is guinea-pigs-aholic! You squeak loudly when you want some more attention. You're sometimes nervous and always humorous, and you're definitely her sweetie! You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Janka, on being chosen the Pet of the Day for yesterday, Sunday, November 3! We hope you and your dear Roxana and allyour family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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