Dearest Spike, what a gorgeous Terrier-twice you are! You look so happy in that great photo, gnawing on whatever that is. You have the most delightful personality, too. You are full of energy and make your dear person smile with your antics. You're very friendly and love people, especially children. You're careful when you play with children, and you never run out the open door. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Spike, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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