Beautiful Benn!
Dearest Benn, also known as Benn Von Den Mammutbaumen and Benni, what a gorgeous Old English Sheepdog you are! You're so beautiful, all fluffy and cute. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're a very intelligent, lovely, bouncy Bobtail boy! You love going to Dog-School and Dog Shows and Exhibitions. You're always the Best in the Dog Shows, and you're the Best in your Dog-School, too. Best of all, and most important, you give the best "wet kisses" of all the family pets! You're "the Greatest!" and you make all your dear family members very happy. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Benni, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
Last edited by phesina; 08-28-2020 at 04:29 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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