Dearest Arnold, what an adorable young Potbelly Pig you are! You're so cute in that great photo, yawning after a busy day at a Birthday Party! You're often invited to them as a special guest, and you love all the attention you get. At age five months, you already know two tricks, including "Sit," and you and your dear people are working hard on you learning more. You're very curious and would get into trouble if they hadn't pig-proofed the house and given you lots of toys and socialization! Potbelly Piggies aren't the pet for everyone, but you're a good one for your people. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Arnold, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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