Dearest Coffee Bean, what an utterly adorable you American Guinea Pig you are! You're so pretty with that brown and grey and white coat and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. You're super-beautiful, sweet, and friendly, and you enjoy any kind of food you can get. You seem to enjoy being petted, and you purr! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Arnold, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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