Wonderful Kanga Weasel!
Dearest Kanga Weasel, a.k.a. Kanga or Fatboy, you are precious! What a beautiful Domestic Longhair kitty you are. Your Tuxedo-patterned fur is so fluffy and pretty and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with that two-toned nose and those lovely big eyes. You are so handsome in those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us. You're so relaxed and contented in them! I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Midland, TX to pet you and skritch you under the chin! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you and skritch you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You have a meow that has your dear Purrrsons at your command. After they've carried out your wishes, you thank them with a quick rub against their legs. You let them know how much affection you require if a quick head-pat or side-rub isn't enough. Every couple of weeks or so, you're all over them for extra loving! Then you're all set for another two weeks. You have an unusual taste for a kitty; you love Cheerios! And you're a guy who gets what he wants. You and your dear Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kanga Weasel, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of Cheerios!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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