Darling Diesel!
Dearest Diesel, what a gorgeous young man you are! You are absolutely adorable, with that luxurious soft, fluffy, thick Maine Coon fur and that sweet face with those long, LOOOOONG white whiskers and eyebrows and those lovely big golden eyes, and those precious pink jellybean toes.. Six beans on each foot, so 24 in all?!! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Union, ME, to pet you and gently tickle your tummy (only if you like it tickled, of course) and kiss those jellybean toes (only if you like them kissed, of course)! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will bestow pets and tickles and kisses as desired .
And what a delightful fellow you are! You're already a good-sized Ragdoll/Maine coon mix, and you're still growing! Your dear Purrrsons think you're going to be bigger than some dogs they know. You are full of energy and fun, and you make your Purrrsons smile with your antics. They say you seem to think you're a dog, playing fetch and drinking from the toilet bowl! You also often sit up, like a human, too. They love their boy with the motor-like purr! You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Diesel, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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