Beautiful Rebecca Da Bunnay!
Dearest Rebecca Da Bunnay, what a beautiful Dwarf Rabbit you are! You're so pretty with that soft-looking fur and that sweet round face with the perky ears and lovely big dark eyes. You also have the most delightful personality! You're cute and cuddly, and you are your dear person's best friend. You love to run outside, but you're only allowed out when safely under supervision. You're smart and know where not to go. You love to run up and down the stairs and then wait on the landing for your dear person. You also love those Vanilla Drops rabbit treats. When your person feeds you, you stand on your hind legs to wait for your treat! You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Rebecca Da Bunnay, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your favorite games and treats and maybe a special serving of Vanilla Drops treats!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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