Dearest Josie, you are absolutely adorable! What a beautiful Lop Rabbit you are, with colorful fur that looks so soft and the sweetest face with those lovely brown eyes. You joined your family to be a friend to their rabbit Jazz, to keep her company while your dear person was at work. You two play together in the garden along with guinea pigs Scully and BB. You have only three legs, but you get around just fine without the fourth! As your person says, you're "a carefree bunny who runs round like a nutter." You and he/she and dear Jazz and Scully and BB all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Josie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Jazz and Scully and BB and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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