Dearest Kobe, you are gorgeous! What a beautiful Standard Poodle you are, and what a wonderful smile you have! You have the most delightful personality, too. You're funny and goofy, and you love attention. You're full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You're also very affectionate, and you think everyone is your friend. You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kobe, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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