Dearest Batman, what an adorable Netherland Polish Rabbit-mix fellow you are, with your soft-looking grey and black fur and that sweet face with the perky ears and lovely big eyes. You are very young, only four and a half months old, and you love to learn. You know your name, and you love your dear person and come when you're called or you see him/her. You and your two siblings were born just last December, and you're already learning incredibly fast! You love to explore and to play in the snow and then lie down on your person's back in the sun. You also enjoy jumping on her/his stomach for cuddles and licking her cheek and shoulder. You are her "precious-as-gold baby," and you love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Batman, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and siblings and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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