Dearest Max, a.k.a. Maximus Resalius, what an adorable Cairn Terrier you are! You are so cute with that fluffy white fur and the sweet face with those lovely big eyes and that big smile on your face, tongue on full display. You have the most delightful personality, too. You like to stroll around the neighborhood, and you're very friendly with everyone you meet. The neighbors all know you, so they bring you back, none the worse for wear! You and they and your dear mom Christine all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home and neighborhood you share!
Congratulations, darling Max, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Christine and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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