Dearest Junior, what an absolutely stunning Peach-faced Lovebird you are! You have the most beautiful multi-colored feathers and the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes. You look like you are smiling in those great photos, and how cute to see you looking at yourself in the mirror! You have been with your dear family for thirteen years, ever since you were two weeks old. You are like a little brother to your special friend, and you think her/his mom is your mom. You and your family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Junior, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even some special watermelon and ice cream!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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