Dearest Olaf, what a beautiful American-mix Rabbit you are! You're so pretty with that soft-looking white and grey fur and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes. And what a story you have to tell! You first belonged to a child who thought she wanted a rabbit but soon got tired of you. There's an excellent example indeed of why young children should not have rabbits as pets. We're so glad you're with your true home and family now! You love to flop and binky and eat. You also love attention, more from your girl bun pal Cadbury than from humans.
What a strange policy at that shelter, not to spay or neuter rabbits until they were adopted. I should think that a rabbit spraying everything and everyone walking by its cage would make that rabbit much less adoptable! Now that you're neutered, you no longer spray, and you're even litterbox-trained. You and your dear people and Cadbury all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Olaf, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Cadbury and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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