Beautiful Butch (and Blossom, too)!
Dearest Butch, you are adorable! What a gorgeous young man you are, with that orange-tabby fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the long curly white whiskers and those lovely big green eyes. At your young age of five months, you (all eight pounds of you!) already look so distinguished and knowledgeable! And how sweet to see you and your gorgeous sister Blossom (also a real stunner) looking out the window. I wish I could reach through the screen and Cupertino, CA to pet you both! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you both for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are full of energy and make your dear Purrrson smile with your antics... splashing in your water bowl, sleeping on the window sill, hiding in whatever box you can find. You run around the house, chirping instead of meowing. You love watching the fish tank, wishing you could play with the fishies. (Or are you imagining a midnight snack? ) At night you sneak under the bed covers and cuddle up by your dear Purrrson until morning. You and Blossom have a great time playing, chasing each other, tumbling each other to the ground. In mid-day you two bathe each other and then you chew on Blossom's ear, starting a wrestling match. You both make lots of noise with your antics, making your dear Purrrson laugh. She/he cannot imagine not having you two! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Butch (and Blossom), on being chosen today's Cat(s) of the Day! We hope you both and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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