Dearest Ralf, you are absolutely stunning! What a beautiful Bearded Dragon you are, with those gorgeous colors and that sweet face. You look like you might be smiling, and you probably are!
What an amazing story you have to tell! You and your brother had a sad beginning, being adopted by someone who didn't consider all the care, love, and attention you needed and later decided they didn't want the responsibility. Thankfully, they gave you both back to your breeder. Your brother instantly found a wonderful new home, and you came to live with your dear permanent person who knows just the kind of care and love you require and is delighted to provide that for you. Now you are a happy, healthy, trusting lizard, and you and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Ralf, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Bookmarks