Dearest Bubba, you are adorable! What a sweet, precious little ferret you are! And what an amazing story you have to tell, of first being fed cat food which isn't good for ferrets. Then, after your dear person adopted you, he/she nursed you back to good health with the proper diet. Now you go on fundays and ferret awareness to teach people how to care for ferrets properly. You love the attention and have a great time! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bubba, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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