Darling Danny!
Dearest Danny, what a sweetheart you are! You are absolutely adorable with that fluffy black and white fur and that sweet face with the cute black nose and those lovely big brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too, and you make your dear people smile with your antics and energy. You love to go for long walks and play with your buddy Fred. You're secretly in love with your kitty housemate Miss KiKi LePeu, and you love to bathe and groom her. Most of all, you love to snuggle with your person after a long day. You and your dear people and Fred and Kiki all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Danny, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and Fred and Kiki and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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