Magnificent Meow Meows!
Dearest Meow Meows, what a gorgeous hunk-a hunk-a cat-love you are! That thick, long, flowing orange tabby fur with white trim is downright luxurious and looks so very soft! And what a sweet face you have, with that little white design around the mostly orange coloring, and those lovely big eyes that match your orange fur! My orange-tabby-with-white-trim girl Sparkler says "Hello, Meow, Meow Meows!" I wish I could reach through the screen and over to California to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are very talkative and love to chat with people. You even meow when someone says your name! You find water fascinating, and you love people food, especially bananas, hot cheetos, and Twinkies (not chocolate ones, we hope!). You are the baby of the family, and you know it. That's great that you are an indoor cat.. much safer for a kitty! And much nicer just to watch through the glass, isn't it. You do a lot of sleeping, except when there is a fly in the house. Then you spring into action to catch it! Your dear Purrrsons say you are ".. an extremely loving cat who thinks he is human. " You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Meow Meows, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of bananas, hot cheetos, and Twinkies (not chocolate ones)!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Bookmarks